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Bee Simulator: First Stream

Updated: Mar 31, 2023

I played Bee Simulator for the first time (thank you for the gift Cafedora!) and this game is very cozy, has stunning graphics/scenery, and is surprisingly a little saucy, though a little tough to navigate (I think I need a new mousepad too tbh).

Special thanks to BA Gaming Rigs for making this stream possible


In case you missed it, you can read the recap below or watch the stream on YouTube. Add me on Steam, send a tip, and find all things streaming here.


In this first stream we:

  • chose the name BEEATRIX... cause bees

  • slid through a crack in a very wholesome manner

  • showcased my poor spacial awareness, and decided I should probably not be a pilot, unless the ticket prices are very low.

  • unlocked BEE VISION - It's super effective (but not helpful if you're colorblind) and also learned about Beetro boost

  • deposited our first load of pollen into the hive (nudge nudge wink wink)

  • think that Beeatrix has hit her head enough times that she may have a concussion.

  • met the queen and she is a MAMA

  • believe Beatrix may have suffered another concussion at the hands of heavy bug traffic

  • encountered HUMANS, gathered some pollen and took it back to the hive

  • are making HUGE deposits... (more winks and nudges)

  • helped Jackie the sick bee get her drunk ass home - don't fly whilst UI

  • beat the absolute snot out of a wasp and enjoyed it

  • are going to pitch a new series "Valley Girl Bee" and it will be the hottest new sensation

  • met the Queen bee and she is FIERCE

  • got lost in the hive due to poor waypoints

  • LEARNED TO DANCE LIKE A BEE

  • watched the Game world open up like an insect GTA and we Bee-at some wasp ass (sorry)

  • discussed the Oscars and Standup comedy

  • after a long search, found the flower lady and stole her flower's.... specimen... to take home

  • met JORDAN the bee and caught her in a thrilling race

  • became the MOST POPULAR BEE SIMULATOR STREAMER IN THE WORLD (no cap)

  • discovered the Trophy Room and bought a snail statue

  • learned that winter is coming and appreciated the GOT reference



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